do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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