There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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