Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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