that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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