direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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