haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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