Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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