he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
