he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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