I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
NoShamevember. You game?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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