He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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