Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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