don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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