I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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