Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Randomize
