I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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