If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Are we still banned from the library?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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