exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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