this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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