She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My ass is underappreciated
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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