She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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