Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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