You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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