So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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