Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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