Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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