I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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