You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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