Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Your cock deserves a montage
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
