New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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