I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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