Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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