I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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