let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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