I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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