Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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