the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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