Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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