i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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