Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
