ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
