i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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