i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Your penis caused this!
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