Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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