She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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