You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
These tits shall not be calmed
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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