oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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