Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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