I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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