need another drink. this is the easiest way
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
The struggles of a small town man whore
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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