You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just want nice things and good sex
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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