you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
