Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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