Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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