i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
as a side note pls kill me
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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