great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
the night ended with taco bell and tears
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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