Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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