fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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