I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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