She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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